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Chapel
7 clubs
Roswell UFOs
Anthony · #1 all-time
Hobgoblin Ale
Alex · #2 all-time
Caufield Of Dreams
Marcus · #4 all-time
Dusty Gooch
Dylan · #9 all-time
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Matt · #10 all-time
My Team is Mostly Ass
Chris · #13 all-time
Quintin's Team
Quintin · #14 all-time
Somerset
7 clubs
The Buds
Aaron · #3 all-time
Stu Where's Makar?
James · #5 all-time
Legia Brosawa
Artur · #6 all-time
Faulk Me
Atul · #7 all-time
Beaches Bandits 🦝
Troy · #8 all-time
Bros Before Ahos
David · #11 all-time
Let’s Tuch About Sex
Derek · #12 all-time
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Season Eleven
Player dossier
Dimitry Simashev
Not on a current roster.
1
Keeper seasons
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Chris
Kept by
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0
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Every keeper spell
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Pos
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2025-26
Chris
Prospect
D
2025-26
1
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