Franchise · #13 all-time
My Team is Mostly Ass
Chris · 79-126-26 · 184 PTS
📸 The Photo Finish🌱 Deepest Farm
All-time#13·
This season2026-27Every club’s declaration →
ACTThe 2026 ruling. Free a rookie slot or spend one of the eight on Tom Willander · Send the draft year for Noah OstlundThe ruling →
The record#13 all-time
.398win rate
- Record
- 79-126-26 · 184 PTS
Banners, last title and the seasons on file5 more
- Banners
- no banner yet
- Last title
- never
- Seasons on file
- 11 since 2015-16
- Conference
- Chapel
- First list filed
- 2022-23
At the desksince Nov 24, 2022
25deals on file
- Assets
- 50 assets in · 55 out
His latest, his biggest, his first and who he calls6 more
Keepers & the farm5 lists filed
Bkeeper corps · #13 of 14
- Farm system
- A+ #1 of 14 · 15 prospects
Who he holds, how long he has held him, every list5 more
- Held longest
- Travis Konecny 4 straight seasons since 2023-24
- Then
- Vince Dunn 4, Roope Hintz 3, Dylan Guenther 3
- Carry-over
- 52% a summer · best 56% 2023-24 · worst 47% 2025-26
- Best list
- 2023-24 2 of 14 · 2 elite, 1 dead weight
- First list
- 2022-23 14 names · J.T. Miller, Jason Robertson, Nikolaj Ehlers, Mathew Barzal, Pavel Buchnevich, Devon Toews, Thomas Chabot, Connor Hellebuyck
The Lore
Zero titles in ten seasons and a team name that's aged like milk, but the 🌱 Deepest Farm in the league (A+, #1) says the rebuild is real -- someday 'My Team is Mostly Ass' stops being a name and starts being false advertising. Cashed a chunk of it for Kaprizov in August 2026.
2015 → 26
every finish on record152015-16: No podium162016-17: No podium172017-18: No podium182018-19: No podium192019-20: No podium202020-21: No podium212021-22: No podium222022-23: No podium232023-24: No podium242024-25: No podium252025-26: No podium
Against the field
where this franchise sits in the league rangeWin %
Trades
The Desk
biggest deal 7 assets · most with Anthony (5 deals)Trade partners
The Haul
got Kirill Kaprizov
The Case
The Photo Finish
Deepest Farm
Every deal, newest first25 trades
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Kirill Kaprizov
Hobgoblin Ale
gets Travis Konecny, Tij Iginla, Tanner Molendyk, 2026 Round 1 pick (#3 overall), 2026 Round 3 pick (#31 overall), 2026 Round 4 pick (#54 overall)
Roswell UFOs
gets 2026 Round 5 pick, 2026 Round 6 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Linus Ullmark, 2026 Round 15 pick, 2026 Round 16 pick
Caufield Of Dreams
gets Leo Carlsson, Linus Ullmark, 2026 Round 5 pick (traded from Hobgoblin Ale)
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Jeremy Swayman, 2026 Round 19 pick (traded from Quintin's Team)
Caufield Of Dreams
gets Yanni Gourde
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Morgan Rielly
Florida Panthers
gets Esa Lindell, 2026 Round 17 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Brandon Duhaime, 2026 Round 11 pick
Roswell UFOs
gets John Gibson, 2026 Round 9 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Samuel Montembeault, 2026 Round 5 pick
Caufield Of Dreams
gets Mark Stone, 2026 Round 8 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets 2026 Round 3 pick
Hobgoblin Ale
gets Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, 2026 Round 18 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets 2026 Round 5 pick
Florida Panthers
gets Connor Hellebuyck, Erik Karlsson
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Jack McBain, Dustin Wolf
Stu Where's Makar?
gets Sam Bennett, 2026 Round 7 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets 2026 Round 4 pick
Florida Panthers
gets Jason Robertson, Jack McBain, 2026 Round 19 pick
My Team is Mostly Ass
gets Matthew Knies, Sam Bennett, 2026 Round 1 pick (traded from Caufield Of Dreams)
Stu Where's Makar?
gets Ivan Barbashev, 2025 Round 19 pick
Roope to Robo
gets 2025 Round 4 pick (traded from Beaches Bandits 🦝)
Roswell UFOs
gets Erik Karlsson, 2025 Round 10 pick
Roope to Robo
gets Noah Hanifin, 2025 Round 2 pick
Hobgoblin Ale
gets J.T. Miller, 2025 Round 6 pick
Roope to Robo
gets Adam Fox, 2025 Round 19 pick
Quintin's Team
gets Matt Boldy, 2024 Round 8 pick, 2024 Round 19 pick
Roope to Robo
gets 2024 Round 2 pick, 2024 Round 3 pick
Laine’s Fortnite Squad
gets Brandon Hagel, 2024 Round 1 pick, 2024 Round 3 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Roope Hintz, 2024 Round 9 pick, 2024 Round 10 pick
Laine’s Fortnite Squad
gets 2024 Round 2 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Adin Hill, 2024 Round 14 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Pheonix Copley, 2024 Round 12 pick
Roswell UFOs
gets 2024 Round 5 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Brock Nelson, Anders Lee, 2023 Round 13 pick
Moves Like Jagr
gets Alexander Kerfoot, Ivan Barbashev, 2023 Round 2 pick
My Dion your Face
gets Mads Sogaard, 2023 Round 4 pick (traded from 1 Myotr Pyotr)
I’m gonna say it
gets Filip Gustavsson, 2023 Round 19 pick
1 Myotr Pyotr
gets 2023 Round 3 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Mats Zuccarello, 2023 Round 19 pick (traded from Faulk Me)
🦑
gets 2023 Round 1 pick (traded from Roswell UFOs)
I’m gonna say it
gets Vince Dunn, 2023 Round 19 pick (traded from Roswell UFOs)
The Buds
gets 2023 Round 1 pick, 2023 Round 4 pick, 2023 Round 6 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Erik Karlsson, 2023 Round 16 pick, 2023 Round 17 pick, 2023 Round 18 pick
Roswell UFOs
gets Thomas Chabot, 2023 Round 9 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets MacKenzie Weegar, 2023 Round 1 pick
All Barkov No Bite
gets Vitek Vanecek, 2023 Round 7 pick
I’m gonna say it
gets Sam Bennett, 2023 Round 4 pick
Keeper history
every list this franchise has filed| Season | Franchise | Kept | Keepers | Rookies | Prospects | Held over | New | Where it finished |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022-23 | Roope to Robo | 14 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 6 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2023-24 | Roope to Robo | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 2 of 14 · 2 elite |
| 2024-25 | Roope to Robo | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 4 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2025-26 | My Team is Mostly Ass | 17 | 8 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 6 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2026-27 | My Team is Mostly Ass | 22 | 8 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 13 of 14 · 0 elite |
2026-27 · My Team is Mostly Ass22 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roope Hintz | Keeper | C | 2024-25 | 3 | Artur | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 65% · F #63 |
| Alex DeBrincat | Keeper | LW | 2025-26 | 2 | Aaron, Adam | 8 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #35 |
| Matthew Knies | Keeper | RW | 2026-27 | 1 | Matt | 4 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · F #73 |
| Dylan Guenther | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 3 | Quintin | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #24 |
| Travis Konecny | Keeper | FLEX | 2023-24 | 4 | Johnny, Phil | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | outside top 65% · F #87 |
| Adam Fox | Keeper | D | 2025-26 | 2 | Alex | 7 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · D #12 |
| Vince Dunn | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 4 | — | 4 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% · D #34 |
| Dustin Wolf | Keeper | G | 2026-27 | 1 | Artur, Marcus, Matt | 4 seasons · 4 GMs | outside top 65% |
| Calum Ritchie | Rookie | C | 2026-27 | 1 | James | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% |
| Matthew Schaefer | Rookie | D | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | Top 15% · D #7 |
| Anton Frondell | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Cayden Lindstrom | Prospect | C | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Cole Reschny | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| James Hagens | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Tij Iginla | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | Matt | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Tinus Luc Koblar | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Jordan Dumais | Prospect | RW | 2025-26 | 2 | Anthony | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Sam O'Reilly | Prospect | RW | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Anton Silayev | Prospect | D | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Dmitri Simashev | Prospect | D | 2026-27 | 1 | Alex | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Mikhail Gulyayev | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 3 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Tanner Molendyk | Prospect | D | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
2025-26 · My Team is Mostly Ass17 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roope Hintz | Keeper | C | 2024-25 | 2 | Artur | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · F #166 |
| Jason Robertson | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 4 | Matt, Myles | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #4 |
| Travis Konecny | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 3 | Johnny, Phil | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #63 |
| Alex DeBrincat | Keeper | FLEX | 2025-26 | 1 | Aaron, Adam | 8 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 15% · F #15 |
| Dylan Guenther | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 2 | Quintin | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 15% · F #27 |
| Adam Fox | Keeper | D | 2025-26 | 1 | Alex | 7 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 65% · D #32 |
| Vince Dunn | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 3 | — | 4 seasons · 1 GM | Top 35% · D #12 |
| Connor Hellebuyck | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 4 | Matt, Myles | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 65% · G #27 |
| Leo Carlsson | Rookie | F | 2024-25 | 2 | Marcus | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #62 |
| Cayden Lindstrom | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Jordan Dumais | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | Anthony | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Noah Ostlund | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Sam O'Reilly | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Anton Silayev | Prospect | D | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Dimitry Simashev | Prospect | D | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Mikhail Gulyayev | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 2 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Tom Willander | Prospect | D | 2025-26 | 1 | Anthony | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
2024-25 · Roope to Robo11 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roope Hintz | Keeper | C | 2024-25 | 1 | Artur | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #50 |
| Jason Robertson | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 3 | Matt, Myles | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #38 |
| Travis Konecny | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 2 | Johnny, Phil | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #46 |
| Adin Hill | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | Top 15% · G #10 |
| J.T. Miller | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 3 | Alex, Myles | 6 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #67 |
| Erik Karlsson | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 2 | James, Matt | 6 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · D #20 |
| Vince Dunn | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 2 | — | 4 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Connor Hellebuyck | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 3 | Matt, Myles | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · G #1 |
| Dylan Guenther | Rookie | F | 2024-25 | 1 | Quintin | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 15% · F #28 |
| Leo Carlsson | Rookie | F | 2024-25 | 1 | Marcus | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · F #161 |
| Mikhail Gulyayev | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
2023-24 · Roope to Robo9 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| J.T. Miller | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 2 | Alex, Myles | 6 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #10 |
| Jason Robertson | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 2 | Matt, Myles | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #44 |
| Travis Konecny | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 1 | Johnny, Phil | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #40 |
| Matt Boldy | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 2 | Artur, Myles, Quintin | 7 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 15% · F #26 |
| Tage Thompson | Keeper | FLEX | 2023-24 | 1 | Aaron, David, Dylan | 4 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #65 |
| Erik Karlsson | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 1 | James, Matt | 6 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 15% · D #9 |
| Vince Dunn | Keeper | D | 2023-24 | 1 | — | 4 seasons · 1 GM | Top 35% · D #19 |
| Connor Hellebuyck | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 2 | Matt, Myles | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · G #1 |
| Bowen Byram | Rookie | D | 2022-23 | 2 | Myles | 4 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · D #54 |
2022-23 · Roope to Robo14 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| J.T. Miller | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 1 | Alex, Myles | 6 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 15% · F #29 |
| Jason Robertson | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 1 | Matt, Myles | 7 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #8 |
| Nikolaj Ehlers | Keeper | RW | 2022-23 | 1 | Myles, Troy | 3 seasons · 3 GMs | outside top 65% · F #215 |
| Mathew Barzal | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 1 | Myles | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 65% · F #105 |
| Pavel Buchnevich | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | Top 65% · F #92 |
| Devon Toews | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | Top 65% · D #42 |
| Thomas Chabot | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Anthony, Dylan, Myles | 8 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 65% · D #28 |
| Connor Hellebuyck | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 1 | Matt, Myles | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 15% · G #4 |
| Matt Boldy | Rookie | F | 2022-23 | 1 | Artur, Myles, Quintin | 7 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 35% · F #44 |
| Bowen Byram | Rookie | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Myles | 4 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% |
| Brennan Othmann | Prospect | F | 2022-23 | 1 | Troy | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Marco Rossi | Prospect | F | 2022-23 | 1 | Myles | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Owen Power | Prospect | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Dylan | 4 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Victor Soderstrom | Prospect | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Myles | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
This year's declaration
- Status
- ✓ Locked in
- What's left
- ✓ nothing — you're done
- Keepers
- 8/8
- Prospects
- 12
- Golden prospect
- James Hagens
- Buy-in
- ✓ paid · Aug 22
- 2026 ruling
- ACT Free a rookie slot or spend one of the eight on Tom Willander · Send the draft year for Noah Ostlund
Current roster20 players
| Player | NHL club | Pos | Age | Qualifies for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alex DeBrincat | DET | LW,RW | 28 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Alex Newhook | MTL | C,LW | 25 | C · LW · FLEX |
| Bobby McMann | SEA | LW,RW | 29 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Dylan Guenther | UTA | LW,RW | 23 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Jake Evans | MTL | C | 29 | C · FLEX |
| Lawson Crouse | UTA | LW,RW | 28 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Matias Maccelli | NYI | LW,RW | 25 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Matthew Knies | TOR | LW,RW | 23 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Pavel Buchnevich | STL | C,LW,RW | 30 | C · LW · RW · FLEX |
| Roope Hintz | DAL | C | 29 | C · FLEX |
| Ryan Hartman | MIN | C,RW | 31 | C · RW · FLEX |
| Travis Konecny | PHI | LW,RW | 29 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Adam Fox | NYR | D | 28 | D · FLEX |
| Jake McCabe | TOR | D | 32 | D · FLEX |
| Matthew Schaefer | NYI | D | 18 | D · FLEX · ROOKIE |
| Morgan Rielly | TOR | D | 32 | D · FLEX |
| Vince Dunn | SEA | D | 29 | D · FLEX |
| Dustin Wolf | CGY | G | 25 | G · FLEX |
| Jeremy Swayman | BOS | G | 27 | G · FLEX |
| Joonas Korpisalo | NYR | G | 31 | G · FLEX |
Franchise names
the name changes, the record follows the GM
I’m gonna say itMy Team is Mostly AssRoope to Robo
- 2022-23
- Roope to Robo
- 2023-24
- Roope to Robo
- 2024-25
- Roope to Robo
- 2025-26
- My Team is Mostly Ass
- 2026-27
- My Team is Mostly Ass