The Banners
every podium since 2015| Season | Champion | Runner-up | Third | Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-16 | Atul | James | Jamie | |
| 2016-17 | Alex | Anthony | Marcus | |
| 2017-18 | Myles | Johnny | James | First Keeper Season |
| 2018-19 | Rolando | Johnny | James | |
| 2019-20 — season cancelled · no champion | ||||
| 2020-21 | Aaron | James | Anthony | |
| 2021-22 | Alex | Anthony | James | |
| 2022-23 | Artur | Anthony | Alex | |
| 2023-24 | Marcus | Alex | Artur | |
| 2024-25 | Anthony | Aaron | Alex | |
| 2025-26 | Alex | Anthony | Marcus | |
The Mantel
hardware by general manager ★ title · ☆ runner-up · · third| GM | Hardware | G | S | B | Podiums | Last title | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alex | ★★★☆·· | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 2025-26 | Active |
| Anthony | ★☆☆☆☆· | 1 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 2024-25 | Active |
| Aaron | ★☆ | 1 | 1 | — | 2 | 2020-21 | Active |
| Marcus | ★·· | 1 | — | 2 | 3 | 2023-24 | Active |
| Artur | ★· | 1 | — | 1 | 2 | 2022-23 | Active |
| Atul | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2015-16 | Active |
| Myles | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2017-18 | Former |
| Rolando | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2018-19 | Former |
| James | ☆☆··· | — | 2 | 3 | 5 | never | Active |
| Johnny | ☆☆ | — | 2 | — | 2 | never | Former |
| Jamie | · | — | — | 1 | 1 | never | Former |
| Chris | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
| Derek | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
| Quintin | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
The Mantelbanners, podiums and the long waits between themThe Banners →8 awards
The HeaterAlexFive straight podium seasons, 2021-22 through 2025-26.The longest active podium streak.
The Longest WaitAtulRaised the league's first banner in 2015-16 — chasing a second ever since.The longest active title drought among champions.
The PeacemakerDylan38 career ties, far and away the league record.Nobody splits the points like him.
The Trade Deskten ways to be remembered on the phoneThe Trade Desk →10 awards
The HagglerDavid2.46 assets back per deal — the best return in the leagueNever overpays. Minimum ten trades.
The Talent MagnetArtur48% of his haul is players, not picks — the highest share goingTrades for names, not lottery tickets.
Deadline SniperQuintin84% of his deals land in the February–March crunchSilent all winter, lethal in the spring. Minimum ten trades.
The Inner CircleQuintinjust 8 trade partners across 25 tradesOnly deals with people he trusts. Minimum fifteen trades.
The BoomerangAnthony22 players re-acquired after letting them go — Adrian Kempe, Arber Xhekaj, Barrett Hayton…Can't say goodbye. Computed from the full trade-tree archive.
The Farmwho is building and who is notThe FBAHL →4 awards
The Golden RushThe league13 of 14 golden prospects declaredOne per team, any 2025-or-later draftee.
The Rosterthe strongest eight on paperThe Keeper Board →1 award
Best Keeper CorpsAlexGrade A+ — 56 points of NHL-ranked talent in eight slotsThe strongest eight on paper, off the NHL.com positional ranks.
All-Time Standings
ten seasons of regular season hockey sortable| # | Team | GM | Division | Record | Points | Win % | G | S | B | Last title |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roswell UFOs | Anthony | Chapel playoffs | 140-67-24 | 304 | .658 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2024-25 |
| 2 | Hobgoblin Ale | Alex | Chapel playoffs | 130-71-30 | 290 | .628 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2025-26 |
| 3 | The Buds | Aaron | Somerset playoffs | 121-84-26 | 268 | .580 | 1 | 1 | — | 2020-21 |
| 4 | Caufield Of Dreams | Marcus | Chapel playoffs | 117-88-26 | 260 | .563 | 1 | — | 2 | 2023-24 |
| 5 | Stu Where's Makar? | James | Somerset playoffs | 118-91-22 | 258 | .558 | — | 2 | 3 | never |
| 6 | Legia Brosawa | Artur | Somerset playoffs | 110-94-27 | 247 | .535 | 1 | — | 1 | 2022-23 |
| 7 | Faulk Me | Atul | Somerset playoffs | 103-99-29 | 235 | .509 | 1 | — | — | 2015-16 |
| 8 | Beaches Bandits 🦝 | Troy | Somerset playoffs | 104-109-18 | 226 | .489 | — | — | — | never |
| 9 | Dusty Gooch | Dylan | Chapel | 86-107-38 | 210 | .455 | — | — | — | never |
| 10 | Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto | Matt | Chapel | 86-121-24 | 196 | .424 | — | — | — | never |
| 11 | Bros Before Ahos | David | Somerset | 82-125-24 | 188 | .407 | — | — | — | never |
| 12 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | Derek | Somerset | 79-125-27 | 185 | .400 | — | — | — | never |
| 13 | My Team is Mostly Ass | Chris | Chapel | 79-126-26 | 184 | .398 | — | — | — | never |
| 14 | Quintin's Team | Quintin | Chapel | 81-129-21 | 183 | .396 | — | — | — | never |
The division view Chapel & Somerset
Chapel
| # | Team | Record | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1* | Roswell UFOs | 140-67-24 | 304 |
| 3* | Hobgoblin Ale | 130-71-30 | 290 |
| 5* | Caufield Of Dreams | 117-88-26 | 260 |
| 9 | Dusty Gooch | 86-107-38 | 210 |
| 10 | Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto | 86-121-24 | 196 |
| 13 | My Team is Mostly Ass | 79-126-26 | 184 |
| 14 | Quintin's Team | 81-129-21 | 183 |
Somerset
| # | Team | Record | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2* | The Buds | 121-84-26 | 268 |
| 4* | Stu Where's Makar? | 118-91-22 | 258 |
| 6* | Legia Brosawa | 110-94-27 | 247 |
| 7* | Faulk Me | 103-99-29 | 235 |
| 8* | Beaches Bandits 🦝 | 104-109-18 | 226 |
| 11 | Bros Before Ahos | 82-125-24 | 188 |
| 12 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | 79-125-27 | 185 |
Stories in the numbers
the full trophy case lives on the GMs page🔥 The heater.Alex has hit the podium five seasons running, 2021-22 through 2025-26, with two titles inside the streak. Nobody else has strung together more than two.
🥈 The silver stack.Anthony owns four runner-up finishes, the most in league history, and Alex was the one in front for three of them.
🥉 The bronze age.James owns three third-place finishes, the most in the league. The podium clearly likes him; the top step is next.
🤝 The peacemaker.Dylan has 38 all-time ties, far and away the league record. That is a season and a half of shaking hands and walking away.
📸 The photo finish.After ten full seasons, two points separate 12th, 13th and 14th: Derek 185, Chris 184, Quintin 183. The tightest race anywhere on the table.
🎲 The parity banner.Ten banners, eight different names, and nobody has ever gone back to back. Alex is the only GM to win it more than once.